sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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(via albinwonderland)


satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)


sorry:

tumblr will not be accessible on the 29th, 30th and 31st of February please reblog and spread the word

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)



chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

(via supreme-dopeness-baby)


cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via wtnvwinchesters)


rainbow-ashe:

theanti90smovement:

mom dad im in love with a robot 

the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine

(via icyblueroses)


p5/∞ Characters→ Boaz Priestly

"I’m just sayin’, if I was an artist I would definitely be pissin’ on someone."

(via wtnvwinchesters)


shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via icyblueroses)


yanderadar:

I adore video games.

I am not, however, under any illusion that I am good at them.

(via icyblueroses)


bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via hornedbeast)


darthmoonmoon:

kaguramutsuki:

please watch this this video made me into who i am today

It is 1:30 and I am hollering laughing.

(via gingerycat)


What I mean: You are one of the best friends I've ever had. The level on which we connect baffles me. I'm so so happy that I can share my interests, secrets, guilt, faults, joys, and insecurities with you in confidence and receive encouragement to improve and keep being better, and I'm comfortable with the ease with which I can reciprocate those feelings and that support to you as well. We make a great team and I'm really fortunate to have you in my life.
What I say: u lil shit

(via sketchlock)


We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via imjohnlocked)

(via feministjewishfangirl)